December 2011
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friend: I like your hair
me: Thanks. I haven't brushed it in two days, it's slightly greasy and it needs a wash, but thanks.
friend: it suits you!
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I pray thee, gentle mortal, sing again: Mine ear is much enamour’d of thy note; So is mine eye enthralled to thy shape; And thy fair virtue’s force perforce doth move me On the first view to say, to swear, I love thee.
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If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumber’d here
While these visions did appear.
And this weak and idle theme,
No more yielding but a dream,
Gentles, do not reprehend:
if you pardon, we will mend:
And, as I am an honest Puck,
If we have unearned luck
Now to ‘scape the serpent’s tongue,
We will make amends ere long;
Else the Puck a liar...
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every year i have this conversation with my mum
mum: there is ham outside if you want it.
me: I don't like ham.
mum: but it's fresh ham.
me: i still don't like it, i can't eat it.
mum: but it's fresh not the packet stuff
me: every year! every year we have this argument. I don't like ham, in any form.
mum: well there's some out there if you want it
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